"Grab whatever you can"
"Ease the itch for wealth"
"Sundays are fun days"
"I want biryani not plain bread"
"I hate money but I need it"
"Why is cash so important?"
"Grab whatever you can"
"Ease the itch for moolah"
[Traffic Noise]
What is it?
You are Vikas Mehta, right? Roll down the window. I want to get in
- What are you doing? - Open the door!
- My diamonds! - What the... my bag!
- Don't hide it! - My bag!
You look in front!
My diamonds! Somebody stop him!
"You can't live in a chawl, can't pay more than 5000 rent..."
don't want to share or be a paying guest and want to live in Bandra
Correct, brother Salim.
Where will I find a flat in Bandra for Rs. 5000?
Then try for a bungalow
- Are you mad? - That I am
"Excuse me, find another agent"
So far I'm in my senses
Brother Salim!
- Now what? - You find me a house in Bandra
- I'll find a bungalow owner. - Won't find him in your budget
- Even with you around? - Am I a magician?
Why are you lying, brother Salim?
The flat owner will give away the house if you ask for it
What do they say? Any budget Only Salimbhai. All else fade
So? - So.
- Shot ready. The hero is here. Come on. - Okay
Hurry... Won't you do this much for me?
[Laughing]
- I'll see. - Don't forget
Keep it to the right. - Okay. - Good afternoon, Master.
Good afternoon! - How are you?
- Live long. - You're looking good
Thank you.
"Baby, come here. Let me explain"
You'll be in the center. Then take a step to the right
Then this way and twirl around the hero
Got it?
The director is busy on another film. We'll wrap this song today
Sure. After all you're the producer
I'm also the biggest fool of Bollywood
The hero is half a day late but I couldn't say a word
- Are you ready? - Absolutely
"We've had 3 rehearsals. If you say, we can take"
Yes, start. -Come on, girls.
Girls! Let's do a take. Come on, Baby.
Okay. - Ready! - Shot 5, take 1. - Sound!
Camera! Action!
One! Two! Three! Four!
"How will you get away?"
"My pal, you'll regret this"
"How will you get away? My pal, you'll regret this"
"Don't mess with me You'll die unnecessarily"
"- What's this? - Sir, it's the dancer"
Taller than the hero?
Cut! Cut!
Can't dance and wastes my time
Come here. What's wrong?
- Problem regarding your height. - My height?
- Did I ask for a short hero? - Who is she?
- Baby. - Whose baby?
- That's her name. - But so tall!
It's God gifted. From birth
- Take off her shoes. - She's in flats
- Then remove Baby. - She's our main dancer
She has rehearsed for 7 days
"If we fire her, we'll have to cancel the shoot"
- Hero is going abroad tomorrow. - I know. Let me think
Raju, get it.
Ready! - Silence! - Take 2!
Now this makes sense. - Sound! Camera! Action!
"Where will you escape?"
"My pal, you'll regret it"
"How will you escape? You're going to regret this"
"Don't mess with me for you'll die for no reason"
[Groaning]
"Palm tree, taking root? Pack her up or I leave."
[Laughing]
Good she's dancing in the pit or the hero won't reach her arm
She wants to become a heroine. This giraffe won't find a hero
She didn't come here when she should have
- In Bachchan's times. - Don't talk of them
"Seeing the height of todays heroes, her career is in the pits"
"So Maria, what do you think?"
- What do you want? - My bungalow
- This is a bakery. We don't sell houses. - For the last time...
Either return my bungalow or marry me
- Taken a good look at yourself? - Better than your 4 eyes!
Tell you what? You look very good without glasses
Even you look good without glasses. Get lost!
- If I don't leave. - Don't...
- Will you get lost? - Very well. I'm leaving
But I won't come next time
[Knock On Door]
Scrubbing a month's dirt off?
- What? - Already think you're a heroine?
[Knock On Door]
Yes
[Night Insect]
Stare at yourself all night still you'll remain ugly
Do you think you can possibly leave me and go to Mumbai?
Found another blind man?
- Nobody will give you another glance. - I don't need anyone.
What? Don't need anyone? What will you do?
You can't wash up. You can't cook
I'm not a servant. Cook and clean all day!
- And then satisfy... - Wonderful
How did you find such fury?
Leave me and go to the city? Live like a city woman?
Living alone will be difficult
"Did I ever tell you, you're terribly ugly!"
I'm not ugly!
I'm not ugly!!
[Indistinct Chattering]
Pass please.
- Excuse me! Only couples. - But they let girls in
You need a partner
Please! - Sorry.
How are you? Is it fine now?
Let's go.
Thanks.
- Listen to me... - Never saw you here before
Baby. - Maria.
Maria, Baby.
[Laughing]
Hi Baby! - Hi!
[Pinch]
Come on
Hey, you want to dance?
"- No, you go ahead. - It will be fun"
- Go on. I'll stay here. - What man
It's my favorite song. We have to go and dance. Come, buddy.
Leave me.
Come on! Come on! Watch this, buddy!
[Rock Music Playing]
"We do whatever we wish"
"We're nonconformists and live life our way"
"Stormy."
Go get her, quick.
"The eye views a fantastic sight that takes me high"
"Swing in gay abandon"
"Love your life."
"It's your life."
"Love your life."
Come down
Please!
What is this?
"This moment is ours Let's find fun in it"
"Swing in gay abandon"
"Whatever you think, whatever you wish..."
"We follow our heart"
"We live life on our terms"
"Stormy."
[Laughing]
Taxi!
- Where to? - Where do we have to go?
- Home. - Home. - Where's home?
- Good question. Where's home? - Bandra
Bandra.
I don't want to go there
Louse! Do you want to go to Dubai?
Dog!!
You!
[Laughing]
You dance very well
Hi baby!
Baby!
- Do I know you? - You can if you wish
Let's show him
Feeling hot?
Feeling hot, hot, hot.' - Really!
Like that? Grow up. Run!!
"Stop, you bitch!"
Oh my God!
Run fast! Oh my God!
Come on. Come on.
Wait you...!
Oh God!
[Laughing]
Did you see his face?
[Laughing]
That was fun. Now let's sleep here
- On the footpath? - This is my house
"- Yes, your house. - All mine"
- Yours? - I live in one room
It's a haunted house
[Night Insect]
- Ghosts live here. - I'm looking for a house since I came here
Stay here
My bakery. But I can't bake
You've got a chawl system here. Do others live here?
Yes but I don't know them
That's the problem in Mumbai. The neighbours don't know each other
- But is this your house? - No, the bakery I worked in...
The owner willed this house and bakery to me
How lucky you are!
Not lucky. This is my friend's PCO.
Is this whole bungalow yours?
"What man, taking so long Is it your first time?"
What's happening?
- Scared? - Come on. - Hold on
- Let me watch. - Come on
Handsome, why are you staring? I'm not your wife
My meter is running. I charge by the hour
Hurry and finish whatever you want to do
I charge the same even for ogling. Get it?
Come on start.
- Who is she? - The girl whose father owns this bungalow
Her father!
What strange people live here!
- Where's your room? - This one
This one? Very good.
- Here's the key. - Thank God
Welcome.
Mind blowing people live here
Oh shit!
- The bulb got fused. - Got a candle? - I'll light it
Candle...
No time for cross connection. Hang up
Found it? Give me.
[Yelling]
[Laughing]
Johnny!
The knife and the water!
- You know this guy? - Do I?
No!!
I won't spare you! Crook!
- Please... - What are you doing?
- In the middle of the night... - Stop it
He's Johnny. He lives in the room across
Baby, do you know Johnny can't sleep at night
Insomnia!
So he keeps pulling tricks
No, man. What are you saying! I don't do it.
But if he has a drink, he sleeps like a log!
[Laughing]
- What did you say? Baby? - Yes. Baby.
Wow! What a name. Baby!
- What's wrong with it? - Nothing
[Laughing]
Baby.
I'll hit you
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Baby.
I'm not like her. I swear I'll hit you!
Okay sorry guys.
I'm high
Baby!
"I like my name, whatever it is"
Baby!
- Nobody ever hit me. - That is why!
Fooling around! Now he won't laugh at me
Now I'm sober
What man!
"Filled with rage. Maria, where did you find her?"
- This fried chili... - Lying on the road
[Laughing]
Lying or laid out?
Baby!
Johnny shut up. - Okay.
[Laughing]
That's enough. Now stop it
Baby!
[Laughing]
Turn over
Goodnight Maria. - Goodnight.
Johnny wanted to be a football player
He was very naughty when he came here 3 years ago
He became this area's local football hero
[Laughing]
He made me forget my broken marriage and taught me to live
He'd make me laugh a lot
He lost both his legs in a motorbike accident
It took a whole year before I saw him laugh again
There's still some bitterness
Forget it. Tell me what do you do
I?
- What? - I dance
Classical or in a dance bar?
No. I dance in films
- Honest? - I'm a big star
Really?
Come to my set someday
Okay.
Is your phone ringing?
It's a wrong number
- How do you know? - It rings every night
If you lift the phone, you hear somebody speak. Cross connection
- Happens everyday. - Shall I put it off the hook?
[Phone Ringing]
I love you! Dilkhush baby.
Forget it. Will I pickle your love?
Flatter others
- Get it? - I know why you're saying this
- For Shetty, isn't it? - He gave me work and cash
So I tolerate the bald guy
What have you given me?
I can give my life for you
Should I make mincemeat of your corpse?
- What? - That's what will be left if you give your life
Don't you understand?
Forget it. Tell me what can I do for you?
- You'll give me bull shit. - I'll build you a bungalow
I'll name it Dilkhush Manor
"where will you build it? In Dharavi? - No, Malabar Hill"
Do you even have the cab fare to go there?
Hang up. Others are waiting in line
What a fantastic love story
You have a magic phone.
I'll buy you a house in Malabar Hill
Why doesn't anyone give me such calls?
I get plenty of cross connections
Like in Hindi films
I'm positive it's him again Shall we check?
- I have cash. - Really?
- Lots of cash. 3... - 300 is too much for you
- I earn that in a flash. - Not Rs. 300 but 30 millions
What? 30 million!
30 million!
- Where did you get it? - Can't tell. It's a big secret
- So secret? - Yes
I love you Dilkhush baby.
He's going on as if Baby has no value
Tell me where you got that cash
Try to understand. I can't tell you
- Fine. Then I'll hang up. - No, just a minute...
- How did you get the cash? - I made a plan 2 months ago
- To sell your mother? - I committed a theft
- You committed theft? - No, I got it done
- In Mehta Jewellers. - You think I'm mad?
Don't tell anyone. My father worked for Mehta Jewellers
Now I work there
The owner Vikas Mehta is stingy
I kept an eye on him for 2 months
I followed him. The moment I got a chance...
I escaped with the loot
A briefcase worth 30 million.
- 30 million in a briefcase? - No. Diamonds
- We must tell the police. - Don't be funny
- Let's meet up. - Sure
Tell me when. I'll come with flowers
- She's changed tracks. - Call me on my mobile
- I don't have your number. - I gave it so many times
Give it again. What is mobile number? What do I dial?
- Write it down. - One minute
- What? - Pen. - Go on
Nine. - Nine.
Eight. - Eight.
Nine, two... - Nine, two.
Two. - Two.
And you!
[Laughing]
[Beeping]
- Something is fishy. - What a love story, man!
Fabulous! A 30 million love story!
[Phone Ringing]
Hello. - Hello.
We just heard somebody talk on the phone
- So what? - We had a cross connection
This is the police station. Call up MTNL. What the heck!
Hello! Hello!
- What happened? - He says call MTNL
He's right
[Phone Ringing]
Hello.
I heard a criminal talk on the phone
- It's not right to tap phones. - I didn't tap the phone!
- It was a cross connection. - This is a police station
I know. There's a man named Jamshed
- Do you know him? - I heard his voice.
- He was saying... - When a man speaks, his voice will be heard
- He said... - Did he speak to you?
- He was talking to a woman. - Woman? Are you a woman?
- Will you listen to me? - Right. What number do you want?
- The police station. - Right but there's nobody here
- But you are there. - I'm on the phone!
- I want to report a crime. - For what paper?
Oh god!
[Laughing]
Stop laughing
I'll chop off your nose
Sabu, go away
Boy leave
Cassette.
Jamshed was talking to his girl
- About some Vikas Mehta. - Smart ass...
You don't have to keep an eye on all
I'm only concerned with my cash. Got it?
You'll get the cash as long as you tap Jamshed's phone
Don't act too smart
[Voice Over Radio]
[Door Bell]
At this hour?
Baby!
Hello. Good morning.
What are you staring at? The bag is heavy. Take it
I've decided to live with you
Isn't that a great idea!
Now hear this. It's important
Don't be tense. I'll pay rent
Take a look. Jeweller looted at traffic signal
Oh that Jehangir yesterday... - Jehangir?
- Yes. - Jamshed was telling the truth!
That means he really has 30 million
Maria, give me some lime juice, I have a terrible hangover.
Baby. - Yes Johnny.
What's up?
Suitcase?
Goodness! Has she thrown you out in one night?
I'll beat him up! This boy is always teasing me!
- She's here to stay. - What?
Forever?
What do you do?
She dances in films
No time for autographs. Later. Let me now wash up
My love, make me some tea
- Does she dance or make others dance? - I hear everything
Forget it
Where does the water flow?
Who are you? What do you want?
Why don't you speak? Why did you come here?
I'll call the police!
What are you doing? Wear your glasses - Who are you?
Ball.
Are you here to play ball
Scoundrel! - Relax.
- Ball. - I'm giving it...
Otherwise...
It's my gun. Give it back
Gun! Maria, why is there a pistol here?
I'll explain it.
- It's mine. Return it. - Who are you? I'm talking to her
- I'll explain. Return it... - Why are you butting in?
- Who are you? - Please don't shoot me. I...
Stop bleating like a goat. Speak
- The gun might go off... - Easy...
- I came to frighten. - Frighten? Who sent you?
- The builder. - Which builder?
I know. Must be Lucky's friends
I was paid to frighten and get the house vacated
- Vacate the house... - I joined the gang yesterday
- My hand is hurting. Speak fast! - I never killed anyone
I never even fired a shot. Elder sister...
- He called me sister! - Papa, mother...
- Give me the gun. - Say please...
Okay. Please give me the gun
Don't move.
- Where are the bullets? - What? - I forgot them
- Get lost! - I'm going. - And take your gun!
Thank you.
Uncle's pooch. Did the job?
- Do you only find fools? - In one week. Get it?
We want the place vacated
Now I'll hit him.
What do they say?
I've been explaining for so long but they don't follow
And this son of a camel... Pointed my gun at me!
Here.
Your good name?
Baby. - Baby.
- You've grown... - Why do I have to repeat it?
Don't make fun of Baby's name. Specially not with an empty gun
[Slapping]
Baby.
And you.
I want to talk to Mummy
Look, leave her alone. Talk to me. Don't make me angry
Johnny say something.
Are you Maria?
You are scaring a women.
- Listen woman... - Hey you! - Talk to me, man.
Nobody must interrupt
If you don't do as I say...
I'll strip you and make you dance
Either I gift the bungalow to Lucky or pay him for it
- We must go to the cops. - What?
The police, Lucky and the builder are together
That is right but why are they chasing you?
Lucky is a gambler and a vagabond
He took a lot of cash from the builder for this plot and blew it
So now the builder is after Lucky and Lucky is after Maria
And today he came home
What's the problem in going to the police?
- I don't trust them. - Why? File an FIR
- Her husband was in the police. - He still is
He was my husband
[Chopping]
- You are mad. - That's true
But listen. we have the phone number of Jamshed, whoever he is
His words prove that he's a big fool
We'll call him and say...
We know he committed theft and we'll tell the police
- Unless you pay us half. - That's all?
- He will part with his cash. - No harm in trying
Look, we're both around 30
You've left your husband and what do you have?
A house that's not yours. And you don't get rent
"You're here till a caretaker, everyone's mom"
Look at me. I came in style from Delhi
I've been struggling for ages to get a foot in the film industry
How long will I get item numbers and music videos?
I found many friends and boyfriends but none I trust
Throw leachers like Lucky out of your life
He took 2 million as loan from the builder
We'll ask Jamshed for 15 million. Throw 20 at the builder
That leaves us with 10.3 million
We'll split it
We should make a good life for ourselves
Once we have money, these very people will respect us
We might possibly find two cute slaves too
"Seriously, 3 million is small change for Vikas Mehta"
"And Jamshed, the fool Dilkhush will fleece him"
In fact we'll advise Jamshed to stay away from Dilkhush
We'll keep our share
then we'll ask him to get lost
Honey, I don't say money can buy happiness
But life can be cashed
We'll have a ball. To blazes with the world
We'll play the band
[Ocean Waves]
- What? - I... I won't call
I'll do that
[Chuckling]
Won't he know where we live when he comes to pay us?
Silly girl. We won't call him home for tea or coffee
We'll call him someplace that nobody frequents
Nobody comes here. Give me a kiss
Hello? Jamshed?
Your mother...
- Should I say your Pop? - Yes
- Your Pop. - My love, give me a lift
We've called to take not give
- Nobody will know. - We know you looted Vikas Mehta
- Will you keep all the loot? - Not like this!
Speak louder. With force
Will you keep all the loot?
We want a share or we'll tell the cops!
- Love... - Come, darling. - Don't try to run
Else... else... try and understand
Got it? He's smart
- How's my acting? - What acting?
If this is how you act, the camera will focus on your legs
Thank God this was a rehearsal. Nothing will come out of this
Am I the actress or you? Let's see you try it
Talks big
[Number Dialing]
Smarty pants. Hear me carefully
If you butt in, I'll get out of the phone and beat you
I want 15 million. Exact
I'll pull the trigger if you act smart
Who is the king of Mumbai?
Maria Mhatre!
She called me here But where is she?
Useless woman. Knows nothing
[Number Dialing]
[Phone Ringing]
- Let it ring. - Hold it, Shetty
It's your Jamshed darling. Where are you?
- What's wrong? - I'm here. - So?
Don't joke with me. I'm standing under your building
Have you brought what I asked?
Why are you hurrying me? I told you, it'll take time
Then call after some time
Dilkhush.
Now is the time for our hearts to meet
There's a lock on your door
- Where are you? - In Hell! - What?
"I mean, in the gym"
- What are you doing there? - Dancing
What do people do in the gym? Exercise
Exercise. Correct.
But you told me to come home in the afternoon. Nobody will be home
- So is anyone there? - No
You said you'd come in the afternoon when nobody is home
- So nobody is in. - I meant nobody else
You should've said so
- Now what do I do? - Go home
Nobody will be there too
'Come near. Let the phone go to hell.' - 'Darling!'
Hello? Dilkhush?
I have only 2 coins. Here, don't come back
Come on. Let's go.
[Indistinct Chattering]
9892227
[Traffic Noise]
Hello? - Hello.
- How are you? - I am fine
Is all well?
Dilkhush darling!
You! I've called to hurt your heart not make it happy
Yes Jamshed speaking.
"- Is Dilkhush with you? - No, she isn't home. It's locked"
- I'm standing out. - Then what are you doing there?
- Guarding the house? - This is no way to talk!
Is this the way to talk?
Will you teach me manners? You!
You! What do you think? Do you know who this is?
Sorry. Excuse me.
- I didn't recognise you. - Think you'll gulp the loot?
- Are we blind? Don't we feel hungry? - Heroine, alms...
- What are you saying? - Give me some alms
I mean are we blind that we neither see nor feel hunger?
- But I'm not eating. - I'm talking of cash, not food
- Cash? - You took Vikas Mehta's stuff
- Give... - Excuse me! Do something!
- But... - We know all
Rs.1, what you..
- Will you leave or! - Come on... - Get lost!
But who is speaking?
Baby. Think I'm one? The photo not on the front page...
...is yours. - My photo!
- But why? - I'll make an album!
We'll make mincemeat of you
- Stop the music. - Yes
Now listen carefully to what I am saying
It's an award winning dialogue
- Hold on. - But...
Give me a coin. - Oh shit.
- Give another coin. - I don't have any
- Please check.. - No there is none.
Give back that coin. - Why?
- Return that coin. - Hold on
Give me.
- Hurry! - Don't steal my earnings!
The phone will disconnect.
Stole all my money!
Ruined my business
Hello! - Hello.
- Yes sir? - Tonight... in a black bag...
- How much is 3 - 11/2? - 1 and a 1/2.
Yes. That much money at 11.30...
- In what will you put it? - Black bag but I don't have it...
- You don't have a bag? - I do but not the cash
- Shall I print your photo? - No, sir!
Please listen to me.
Be at the Shanti Diary cow shed at 11.30
Leave the bag at the door and run away
Understood?
It's stinking.
Couldn't you find a clean cowshed?
Me? Whose idea was it to call him here?
Don't preach cleanliness here
- What's the time? - Uh... 11.30
He's still not here
- Bag? - The money!
The cash is here!
But one and a half million in this little bag?
Must be rupee 1000 notes. Come...
Get up
Mind the cowdung
Hide...
Who is it?
What is it?
Oh God!
What is this?
It's pretty heavy
Bag. Bag.
Hold my hand
Oh God!
Shit!
- What? - Shit
Cowdung!
Run Maria.
- The man is dead! - Run. What are you doing?
Oh God!
[Night Insect]
He died because of us
We're responsible
I know
- We killed him. - I know
Should I also die?
- We must tell the police. - What?
We black mailed somebody and he killed the milkman?
Oh no!
It's late
I'm not in the mood
- Whom are you calling? - Jamshed
- Why? - He planned to kill us
- Had it not been the milkman... - To tell him we called!
He'll come here to kill you if he gets your number
It's important to tell him
We'll call from the PCO downstairs
Isn't it a good idea. C'mon.
Let's go
Hi girls. - Hi.
9892227
His phone is switched off
He probably knows we... the blackmailers will call
Now how will we get the cash out of him?
'I don't know.'
Let's go for now
His phone is switched off
He probably knows we... the blackmailers will call
Now how will we get the cash out of him?
'I don't know.'
- What's going on? - You were eaves dropping
It's my PCO. I'll do as I please but what are you doing?
None of your concern
What?
Whom are you blackmailing? I know
This filmi idea must be Baby's
What are you doing? Since when do you know her?
A couple of days. What do you know about her?
A day after you met her she moved in with you
Now you trust her blindly to do just as she says!
She's a smart girl and you're a fool!
- She's a good girl. - Good... blackmailer
Listen!
- Do you know what she does? - She's a dancer
I know. She wants to become a heroine
Like I wanted to be a football player
Do you know how many girls come to Bombay every day?
She either wants to be a heroine or get hitched to a rich man
She wants to be rich overnight. She'll do anything for it
- If she find a fool like you... - That's enough
Don't say another word. You don't need 4 years to know somebody
You can earn trust in 4 seconds. She hid nothing. She's as she seems
She wanted a place to live in so I called her
She didn't force me
So you'll do anything she says?
Even blackmail!
Where will we get the 2 million for the builder?
- That's not your problem. - Then whose is it? Yours?
You'll get the money. How will you earn it?
Collecting change from the PCO?
We'll see. You pack your bags and move
- She won't go. - You can lose your life!
What do we do? Didn't you see that builder?
Will he spare us?
Very well. Do as you please
Ready!!!
Full lights. - Make up quickly.
"Monica, oh my darling!"
Come on, 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.
"Beloved, come now."
"My body's on fire. Put it out"
"Quench the fires that rage, hug me"
"Monica, oh my darling!"
Set change!
Role sound!
"Hey, beloved."
"my youthful body pines"
"It thirsts for you..."
"come to me"
"Oh, my love..."
Okay. Cut it. - Next.
"My heart craves for love"
"It's crazy, it burns for love"
"I know how to burn myself in love"
"Difficult call for you to get away, my love"
"My heart craves for love"
Cut it.
Clap in.
[Horn Honking]
"Ass, it shows"
What?
"Biryani-bhai, yours is showing"
This one? - Ass!
All that marijuana is driving your brains shit!
I've told you so often to get on with your work
But don't make it obvious to the world
See? My right eye never knows where my left eye is looking
"You get it? No, you don't"
"Well, Jamshed-bhai?"
[Laughing]
What makes you come early in the morning?
"Uncle, our deal was that I'd give you a tip..."
where and when Mr Mehta would bring the diamonds
And then your men... - We've pounced on him
So what's your problem? - Yes...
"but when the blackmailer called, I told you"
And you promised me that you'd threaten him and drive him away
But Biryani-bhai murdered him in the cow-shed!
"You wanted him brought here in a palanquin? You're the limit, Jamshed!"
"Uncle, we're concerned with the diamonds, aren't we?"
So why did you take a poor innocent man's life?
I see! The local bitch speaking a foreign tongue!
Innocent? Does an innocent man pick up the phone and blackmail someone?
You talk like an idiot!
You said no one would get to know
But what if there's trouble with the cops?
Listen chicken... no one has opened his mouth here
You're the one who squeals. Bloody chicken!
"Sir, ask him who Dilkhush is. - Who is it?"
She's my girlfriend. - Girlfriend...
"or are you crazy about her, punk?"
What rubbish were you telling her over the phone?
Lost your nerve? - How did you get to know?
How? Here's mine... another!
I followed him and the moment I had the chance...
I fled with it!
Well? What is this!
He thought only the cops and the press can tap telephones
You have diamonds worth millions and there's nothing for Biryani?
He's been threatening the girlfriend for no reason!
His girlfriend is going to remain our tension now
She's my girlfriend! She's not going to tell anyone!
What? Has she ever slept with you?
No! She's not that type of a girl! - So what type is she?
She dances in the bar, gives it away to countless guys
So what type is she?
This is not the way to talk about a girl.
"Look, you had to tell us and you did. We did what we had to"
Now get going. - How about my share?
"We'll get the dough when the diamonds are sold, right?"
"When I sell them and get the cash, I'll have it send with Biryani"
"Now get going. - Take it from me, Uncle"
The Bawa lives nearby. His cozy nest
I'll present myself to him... with his share!
To end his story! - Send my share quickly, okay?
Rhino! You ask me for a share? You want a share? One minute!
Here you are. Take the diamonds away and sell them
But remember. There's a cop outside every shop...
waiting to see who's coming to sell these diamonds
He'll catch you and throw you in the cell. So go and sell it!
No, no! You sell it... you must sell it!
I'm getting late for the office. I'm leaving
Thank you.
Late indeed... go away
Listen... say hi to Vikas Mehta
Another thing, wait
Bring your dancer item to my place. Go on
[Laughing] You stupid! He was asking for a share!
What are you staring at? Go and follow him
Strange man.
He's playing a double game
He? Where does he have the brains?
Don't let his childish face mislead you
He looks like a child, but he has the brains of a scamstser
I'm going to bump him off! - Hey... I can understand your temper
But not to hurry. He's the goose which lays the golden egg
Let's get the ghost's underpants, if we can
Before killing him, we must find out all we can about the diamonds
We can bump him off them. Understand?
You don't!
The ass doesn't have the brains!
No!
Shetty of the beer bar. Where Dilkhush dances
Jamshed is jealous of Shetty
What a great idea! Come, let's go.
Where to? - To Shetty's bar
No. Someone will get killed again. - No, we'll be careful this time
We won't ask for any money. But we must find out...
what he does and how he is to look at
But how are we going to know anything about Jamshed from Shetty?
Let's hire the costume of a movie. Let's go there in disguise
What a great idea!
Let's go. - This isn't a Hindi movie. Okay?
What happened?
Don't forget. You're constable Paranjpe and I'm Inspector Kiran Singh
It builds our personality, you see. - Stop boring me!
You ought to have worn glasses. - But I haven't!
Know what? I did a video of this song
I had everyone else bowled
Don't leave my hand.
You!
Hello!
Where's Shetty? - What is the problem?
Call Shetty! - But no one called Shetty comes here
So where does he come? - Which Shetty are you talking about?
"Sunil Shetty. Duffer! - I told you, madam..."
no one called Shetty comes here. So...
Whose bar is this? - Shetty's
And where is he? - He's perhaps in the toilet...
"please wait here, sir... madam"
Hey punk... you stop a cop? - No
"The law is far-reaching, okay?"
I'll give you a thrashing and throw you in the cell... get lost!
I told you to wear glasses!
"Come.. come come on.."
It's okay.
Get lost!
In there!
Who the hell is it?
Shetty! - Who is it?
Come on out! - This is a gents' toilet
Will I go to the ladies' toilet to look for you, punk?
Come on out immediately! - In a tearing hurry, are you?
Who are you? A newcomer in the section?
Who the hell are you to ask me this question?
And what are you doing?
Will you shake hands with me, after I wash them?
Wash them... go on! - Doing.
You want to keep your licence? So tell me who's Dilkhush
Dilkhush?
You can't understand Hindi? Want me to speak in Tulu?
She's my girlfriend!
Liar!
I'm in love with her! - And how about her?
She's in love with me too!
If she's in love with you, what was she doing with Jamshed?
Mr. Shetty.
Ladies' room over there... go! - What?
"Ladies over there, I say! - All right!"
"All right, speak... what about Jamshed?"
"Jamshed, the Parsi? - Yes, the Parsi. Now talk"
He's just a customer! - Whose? Dilkhush's?
No! At the bar. Khush is my item
What was Dilkhush doing at CVO? - CVO?
CVO Apartments. Where Jamshed lives! - Is that where Jamshed lives?
No, he lives in Dilkhush's heart!
Where does he live?
But Jamshed lives near Bandstand! - Paranjpe!
Where in Bandstand? - You know that old haunted house?
Our place? - Paranjpe!
I get it. Don't move. Let's go, Paranjpe
Hurry... let's go! - You call that a haunted house?
Why are the cops here? - Who knows?
Man or woman, in that uniform, authority goes to your head
Let's go. - Oh my God!
She appears to be very strict
Be ready to run
C'mon! Go and sit in the rickshaw
My God.
Every day. Not to worry
"What are you staring at, moron? They're fake cops!"
Get those girls! - Get those girls!
All right. Let's go. - Yes, let's go
Saved!
My God. My God.
Come sit.
What's this? Where's the rickshaw?
Oh God!
Oh God! Okay. Okay.
How do you get this going? - I don't know
Where are they? - There!
Stay here. I'll get them!
Are you really fake cops?
"Let's go, Dhanno! It's a matter of our honour!"
Oh God!
The killer Jamshed lives in our bungalow! I could never imagine!
The evil sonofagun!
Did you have to smoke right now? - Why're you getting jealous?
Hey, this!
This is the one! This!
How do you know?
"We live there, right? Lucky lives behind us..."
there's Johny and the old man lives over there
He couldn't have done all this! There's also a fatso here
I think he's Jamshed
Right!
It won't open. Take a look
What are you looking at?
Can you see something? - There is a key!
Is someone there?
[Night Insect]
Great! You want a newspaper guy here at 2! Must I ring the bell?
What are you doing? - The doors here open both ways
[Night Insect]
That's just what I was about to do. You're smart, okay. Now open it
Baby! - What?
What are we here for?
Looking. Searching. - What?
15 million. Diamonds or cash, whatever we get
We're stealing!
To steal from a thief's house is not a sin
Now go into that room and look
What if there is someone there? - Oh yes
If there is someone, yell at the top of your voice
Miss Dilkhush.
God! This is a bomb!
Jamshed! You have it made!
God! What's all this?
Our Lord in the heavens!
Why does it happen to me?
Scared?
[Laughing]
Hey hunk... why're you glaring at me?
I'm not your wife. I've set the meter going
I charge them by the hour
Who are you?
Hey! Who are you glaring at? I'm not your wife
I've set the meter going and I charge them by the hour
Now hurry up and get on with it
I charge as much for getting glared at
What?
What do you get?
Bloody Parsi! He hasn't got the dough yet, and he's already blowing it up?
Oh, that's what he said to me. I'll give you anything, he said
But you must do what I say
The rascal didn't say he'd bring two customers
Double the cost for two guys, okay?
I've seen you somewhere!
With your sister
Why're you screaming? Do I look like a college going girl?
Know what? Show me the dough and I'll speak a better line
He says he has seen me somewhere!
Go... go!
What the hell... - The handsome's nice
The handsome
And look at you. My hand just won't slip on you
Hey...
Hey birdie... how long is it since you washed your hair?
Six years. - Six years?
Yes. - Oh no.
Hey broad! Get going! Why am I talking to you?
Get going! - Okay, give me my money
Why screw around with business? - Hey...
don't screw up my brains. I don't encourage whores anyway
Now get lost. - I came in a cab, so...
So take a ride in the boot
[Laughing]
You going home or to the crematorium? - I'm leaving
I'm leaving!
Who did you say that to? - I'm leaving!
[Phone Ringing]
Hello.
You've cooked a biryani?
Did a glass break here?
No it didn't.
Where's it?
You shot it for a biryani? Meaning?
You shot a chicken?
Ass! Listen!
Shoot a rooster instead. And grab the meat
Wait there!
"No, don't throw the stock away. Boil the rice in that..."
"throw in the ginger, the salt, the curry leaves..."
"the coriander, the mint leaves and bring it to a fine paste"
Add a quarter kilo of yogurt. Have you?
Add red chillis. As red as a monkey's ass
As red as a monkey's ass. You get it?
When you break the meat... what?
You put carrots in the biryani? Wait there... I'm coming over
I'll tell you where you must shove the carrot!
I'm not sparing you today!
What are you doing here?
I'm going to shoot!
[Cats - Mew]
You wanna mess with Biryani-bhai?
[Cats - Mew]
Spectacles.
A bloody haunted house! Is there a ghost here?
Who?
Biryani-bhai
Biryani-bhai? You?
Was going to Uncle's place through the haunted house...
and I came across your house. Have I made a mistake?
Sorry, but is it something important?
Work? - It's so late in the night and you...
how did you get in?
You better leave now. We'll talk tomorrow
Go away. Bye bye
"Sit! - Sure, I'm sitting down! Here!"
I'll sit down too
[Laughing]
Relax.
"Who else did you tell about the gems? - Mother promise, I told no one"
"The last time you told someone, it was a milkman"
I bumped him off and wasted a slug!
So how did you get it?
That guy at the phone booth... he must've told someone
Who?
"That chap at the booth, who tapped Vikas Mehta's telephone"
He even tapped my phone. I know
You know? How?
"Uncle's right. What the elephant shows, it doesn't chew fodder with"
So you were tapping telephones? - No!
So how do you know? Speak up! How?
Hey!
Get up!
Dead?
A bloody nuisance when you're alive and a nuisance when you're dead!
Open the door!
Else, I'll shoot!
Open the door!
Open it! Open the door! - Hurry!
Open it!
Get out of there!
Run! - Oh God!
Oh God!
What happened in there? - He's dead
What? - He was killed. The thug...
scared Jamshed to death
Where are your glasses? - Fell down there
Killed without your glasses on? - Yes!
I am sorry.
Now tell me what you saw. - I swear! I saw it!
Forget it... - I'm telling you! I saw it!
Damn you! You're dead...
Oh my Lord.
but you aren't any lighter! - He killed the guy!
Oh no! Let's go!
"O God! Oh my Lord." - Here you are Uncle
"I have no one other than you. Oh God."
Where was the need to kill him? - I didn't kill him
No? Who did then? - He died on his own
Suicide
[Laughing]
"Don't tell lies to me, okay? - I was only scaring him"
And he ran out of steam
"He let out such a dangerous fart... his life went "dhusss..."
[Laughing]
But why did you have to kill him and bring the body here?
You could have a cooked a biryani. Distributed it to the poor
I thought if there's something you had to ask him one last time...
one last time... he might lay another golden egg for you
Ask him
- Ask
Ask
Will you have some tea?
He doesn't drink tea. - Why?
Why won't he drink any tea? - Because...
he drinks coffee!
[Laughing]
Joke! He drinks coffee
[Indistinct Chattering]
Mind blowing! - See how I threw it.
Give me the ball!
Sabu, give me the ball. - Johnny give me the ball.
Let go! My chance!
Maria come down!
Sorry.
I'm getting late for the shoot. When did you wake up?
I didn't sleep all night. I kept getting bad thoughts
You were right. We ought to have gone and informed the police
[Birds - Chirping]
No. - Why not?
Because Johny's one of them
Johny?
[Laughing]
You love him?
C'mon, catch the ball.
If you really love him, you must tell him that his life's in danger
What rubbish! Why would I gang up with them?
I heard Jamshed say it
Did Jamshed name me?
"He said, the guy at the booth... - Guy at the phone booth!"
There are so many guys at phone booths! You're simply...
what a joke, forget it
"He said, "The cripple who runs the phone booth"
Yes, it's true
I'm one with them
So? How good are you?
You tried blackmail too, didn't you? - But Johny...
I tapped Vikas Mehta's phone only for the money
Even the police tap phones, don't they?
So you've become a hero? - No
You're a good girl. I'm the bad guy. I'm terrible
Because I smile like an idiot all day, it doesn't mean I don't feel like...
going to the discos like you. Roam around, have fun
Look, I don't want to cry on your shoulders
I don't want your sympathy
In any case, it was Biryani who came to me. It wasn't my idea
He gave me a number to tap. And he was paying me well
I've paid a huge price...
I want a pay-back from life now
And that I will do
Even if it hurts someone
He has killed Jamshed
[Slapping]
Why're you slapping me? - That's just the beginning
Drive the dogs out. Or else... - I haven't done anything
So who did? - I didn't do it
Listen to be carefully. This builder's a very dangerous man
And I don't want him to cause any sort of injury to you
I have an idea! Marry me
This haunted house will belong to us! - Shut up and get those dogs out!
All right
Will you marry me if I drive them away?
One bloody slap you'll get!
"Tommy, where are you?"
Hey, man. Go.
No! No! No!
Maria! Pull down that shutter!
What? - Down!
Down!
Maria, what are you doing?
C'mon! Quick!
The bakery's gone today. We'll be gone tomorrow
[Yelling]
I didn't set the dogs on him
He broke into my bakery and vandalised the place
Because the dogs had got in, I shut the door
When he opened the door, the dog bit him
She's lying! She had deliberately locked the dog in there!
I? It was your thugs who had come there. Yours!
Look at the way she talks, Inspector. - What's the problem?
Him. Ask him
Why're you messing with them? - I...
Why don't you transfer the haunted house in their name?
He's not asking for it for free. You'll be paid for it
But if you don't give it away...
you have no one else. After your dead...
he's the one who will inherit everything
How much money are you getting? - See that? See?
You're still a young girl
If you die at this age, I'll be the one filing a report
No one will even get to know whether you died on your own...
or you were killed. Think it over with a calm mind
"In paths that wind through and stop..."
"in paths that make you lose your way..."
where will you be?
Johny, that thin chap who has hair like a tree...
Biryani-bhai? - Yes, he's the one. He came to the phone booth
He asked for you and wanted to know why the booth is closed
I said, "Johny has gone away somewhere
He gave me those dirty looks
Take care of yourself, Johny
Yeah. Thanks.
"Sabu, go and get a cab. Bring it to my booth, okay?"
Go quickly. Take care.
Hey Maria, sorry...
I'm borrowing some money from you
I'll have to go away for a few days
If I stay here, I'll become a nuisance for you
Don't worry about me. If anyone asks about me...
say you don't even know me
'You and Baby take care. See you later.
Your crippled friend. Johny
Biryani-bhai...
you're here for the tapes?
I've come to play with you?
Let's go downstairs and play. - What if we play up here?
I told you, not to keep tabs on everyone
I... I didn't do anything. - You wouldn't listen!
You think I'm mad? I've come in from the forest?
Now go to hell and play with Jamshed
Die!
Tell Jamshed you're coming!
Johnny!
[Birds - Chirping]
It's our job to do the post-mortem
But you will get the body only after the legal formalities
Okay?
Maria Rosario
How was the cripple related to you? - Johny
Yes, Johny. - Friend
Was he a friend, or?
You know who did it?
Yes. It's you
And those you take bribes from!
You guys have killed Johny. Now kill us!
The bungalow will become yours!
You want to write a report, isn't it? So write... Maria
Aged 30. Died of strangulation. Want a measure of my neck?
Help yourself... Go on! - Let go!
She's gone mad! Take her away! - You want money?
No, don't talk to him. - You threaten the police?
Make her shut up. Else... - What will you do? What?
What are you going to do? Blame us for the murder?
Make her shut up, he says!
Come Maria.
[Ocean Waves]
You know who killed Johny?
It's that chap who went into Jamshed's room
No. Johny died because we're alive
Biryani killed Jamshed...
because he thought Jamshed was putting on an act
That he had received a call from the blackmailer
He killed Johny too, because he thought Johny was the blackmailer
But Johny didn't open his mouth. He preferred to die
Because he wanted to save us!
Now don't cry! It was your idea to make that call!
Three people got killed because of us! - Let's inform the police, I said!
When did you say it? After two of them had already died?
And when I suggested it, you could see only the money!
You said, we'd ask Jamshed for 15, pay 2 to the builder...
and split the rest. Now let's split the rest!
You take the milkman, I'll take Jamshed...
as for Johny... let's share him fifty-fifty
Enough! Forgive me! I am sorry!
But if we had informed the police, at least Johny would've been saved
How would he have been saved?
If we had told the cops about Jamshed, wouldn't Johny come into the picture?
[Crying]
I shouldn't have brought you here at all
Before you came, life was dull and boring
There was nothing happening
But I at least had my Johny with me!
How I wish we had never met!
You really think it has happened because of me?
Are you sure? - Yes!
Come on! You are doing cheating.
"My memories, you often came into"
"Some moments made me laugh, and then made me cry"
"I could never forget you"
"I feel as if you're still with me"
"In these lovely moments, I live again"
"Come to me..."
"I desire you now and every time"
"Past dreams..."
"my eyes cherish"
"Those we could not unite with in our dreams..."
"let's bring back"
"Our dreams shall come true then"
"We shall together again..."
"why don't you see something as simple?"
I'm sorry.
Biryani and whoever else is there with him...
are you going to let them get away without anything?
You don't get this opportunity every now and then
This one step...
and you could be making Him pay all his life
You've given the world a life
He'll pay you week after week
He'll pay for making me a cripple
He'll pay for making your husband ruin your life
He'll pay for making you dance to life's tunes
He'll have to pay up
If He doesn't, you must snatch it, man!
[Laughing]
What are you staring at? I know you can't live without me
"You can't, can you? So?"
I'm sorry.
"The next time, I'll really go away"
What are you looking at?
What are you staring at?
Who was here?
"Will you open your mouth, or... - Maria was here"
She went away with something
Where will I find her?
You two-feet-nothing... You want a chocolate or a slug?
Speak
Maria's in some room upstairs
Thank you.
Watch your step. She's a very dangerous girl
Oh! I'm scared!
Gotta get my hands on her!
Hello.
"Oh no, it's a cross connection"
[Laughing]
Kima! Kima! Kima!
"Where the hell are you? - Yes, Uncle?"
Where the hell is Biryani? We've got to leave for some urgent work
He asked me to keep the stuff ready, that he'd himself prepare...
I'm going to slay a goat - I see
Here, make a call to him. Ask him to come immediately
Avtar of Azamgarh has come to Mumbai. To check out the stuff
[Night Insect]
Uncle, there's a girl on the line. She's talking in English
What? This is great! Biryani's going places!
Hello? - 'The number you've called is currently unavailable.'
'Please try again later. Thank you.'
"It's a recorded message, you idiot! A girl indeed!"
"I sat there, all made up..."
"and my beloved breezed in, chewing a betel-leaf"
I demanded of my beloved...
"that there be bridal music immediately"
I demanded of my beloved...
"that there be bridal music immediately"
Come. Our table is there
How are you doing, kid?
Come to this table
Uncle come to this table. - I'm there.
"My heart was pining. I was neither asleep nor awake"
"The night just wouldn't pass by"
"My heart was pining. I was neither asleep nor awake"
"The night just wouldn't pass by"
"My beloved breezed in and lit up a pipe..."
"in the darkness, he set the cot on fire..."
"I immediately demanded..."
"that there be a marriage"
"I immediately demanded..."
"that there be a marriage"
One minute
Take a good look. It's worth 30 million
I'm giving it away for 10 million. Because you're brought cash
"I don't talk unless I have the cash, Uncle"
When do you want the cash? - I'll telephone and tell you
Tomorrow. Where and when. - And the diamonds?
Forget the diamonds and get hold of the heroine
And don't let go
"I was bathed, I was a bit shy..."
"there I sat"
"My beloved breezed in and leaned against the pillow"
"I wonder what happened, the bed sank"
"I demanded of my beloved..."
"that we row our boat"
"I demanded of my beloved..."
"that we row our boat"
"I sat there, all made up..."
"and my beloved breezed in, chewing a betel-leaf"
"I demanded of my beloved..."
"that there be bridal music immediately"
"I demanded of my beloved..."
"that there be bridal music immediately"
"I demanded of my beloved..."
"that there be bridal music immediately"
Speak up!
Who else is your accomplice? - Smartass! Wake up!
You're getting beaten up!
Don't act smart! Else, you'll beg in this chair all your life
Where are Vikas Mehta's diamonds? - The ones you stole!
What the hell!
Girls! Damn you! You've been screwing up my brains!
Can't you even torture someone properly?
Now do as I say
Leave my jaw alone and break every bone in my body
Hey tall building... what are you staring at?
Free my hands and I'll show you how to slay someone!
Like I hung her lover upside down!
The diamonds are with uncle!
[Phone Ringing]
Uncle?
I've been calling you for such a long time, Biryani
You aren't giving birth to a goat, are you?
Biryani's stewing in his juices right now
Who are you? How did Biryani's phone land with you?
The owner of the phone is with us! - Don't mess with Uncle!
Hey! That was Biryani's voice
Right. And the smartass's too
Who are you? What do you want?
Have you sold Mehta's diamonds? - Which diamonds?
Now look; the Biryani's packed and ready
Do I send it to you or to the cops? - Tell me what you want
"30 million, you moron! Nothing less, nothing more"
"Give me a discount, please! I have a wife and kid too"
Times of inflation... and what price for biryani?
"Now look, Uncle. Take it if you will. Or I'm sending him to the cops"
You'll get it for free
Wait for my call tomorrow. Duffer!
Biryani's going to have everyone killed some day!
Shut up! Shut up!
Drive the car quietly!
No, no!
[Yelling]
Pick him up
He's not even moving
How will he? His legs and hands are tied
You want a chocolate or a slug? You scare a kid?
Where did you get this pile of junk from?
This is a car meant for film shoots
The biggest of stars travel in it
Talk with respect.
May I go with the two of you?
You've been a great help in catching Biryani
But you're going home now, okay? - Wait for us
We'll come back and tell you the entire story
If you get caught somewhere, think of me from the bottom of your heart
I'll be there
"Hey beloved, listen beloved. Why do you fear?"
"This land and sky belongs to us."
"Shut up, shut up!"
Uncle? - Who's this?
The Gateway of India. - You want to buy it?
Behave yourself! To the Gateway of India in an hour
Bring the money in a red suitcase
"In an hour? - Else, it's the police station!"
Listen...
Hello.
An hour?
Gateway of India.
I can't fly, I can't drive, how will I get there?
"Hey beloved, listen beloved. Why do you fear"
"This land and sky is.."
You've been singing that silly song right from this morning!
Now look for your beloved in those waters!
[Phone Ringing]
Press it
"Yes, Uncle?"
Why're you shaking so much? Are you in a car?
No... I'm being shaken up
By the car? - No! The fat lady
Damn you! Now listen. I have a great tension
Do you have a red suitcase? - No... what for?
Are you giving me a massage or breaking up my bones?
Be gentle
The cops have got to know that you're here
The cops? God! What are you talking about?
I've conned a lot of guys in Azamgarh to earn the 10 million
And when they get a chance, they squeal on me?
"You want the diamonds, right? - Yes"
So do as I say. - Okay
Get hold of a red suitcase. Stuff the money in that
And get to the Gateway of India directly
In an hour. - Gateway of India?
"Where will I get a red suitcase from, Uncle?"
Borrow it from the fat lady. Where indeed!
Where is uncle now?
You want a guide, sir? Maybe a hotel?
Want an item?
The works?
Gems? - One better than the other!
Wanna see? - Yes
Here?
Of all ages, sir. - So this is your "stuff"!
Meet me after an hour. - Don't think too much, sir
They're better than the best!
And remember my name, sir. Haldiram Halka!
The cure for every disease!
Hello. - Hello.
There are several red bags here. - I know. That's just what...
One's right in front of me. - Hang on
Where are you? - Gateway of India. Where are you?
I can't get your red. There are several red suitcases here
That's not my mistake. Now tell me what is to be done
What?
Dance - What?
Dance, buddy. - What for?
How else will I recognise you? Hurry up and dance
Dance? - Now.
Dance?
"Maria, watch a dance"
Hello. - Hello. Hello uncle.
"Avtar, there's a problem. - What?"
My man does not recognise you. - Your man? Where is he?
I'm hiding close by. There are cops around too
Cops? Where?
Grab the suitcase, you ass! We're giving the cops the slip
Do you understand? - Yes
My man is right there
There's so much of red there, your red isn't getting noticed
So? - So dance!
Am I mad? - Think what you will
But go ahead and dance. - I... I can't dance
Without a band, I'd look like an eunuch!
All right. Other buyers are even willing to dance
I'll sell it to the one who dances
No...
The deal is cancelled. You can go home
Uncle... please!
[Phone Ringing]
If you don't dance...
"I'm going to start counting. Only till five, okay?"
One
Two
Three
" 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13."
Hey play it properly. "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13."
"Dance you'll get money."
"Where will I find an admirer like you?"
"Do not break my heart"
"Dance my love, quickly."
Uncle, can you see? I'm dancing!
You see?
- Yes, I see!
"Yes, I see"
She sees!
Then tell him to come.
"Do not break my heart"
Nice dance.
That's mine
Bless you, son. Learn a thing or two from him.
Mister...
Uncle, shall we talk business? - You and I will hit it off
Would you like to join my business?
Get lost... go!
C'mon
Where to? Stay here. I'll be back soon
I'll be back
Uncle...
I told Haldiram to come after an hour
Uncle!
Uncle? - Yes
Where's the stuff?
Biryani's in the boot
Biryani?
Biryani? Code-word?
Let's go! C'mon!
Get inside the car
Hurry
Where? - Show me the dough
Show me the biryani! The meat comes later
Show me the money, I say! After that I'll show you Biryani!
No! Uncle told me that he'd give me the diamonds against the dough
That's all right, but... Uncle?
Aren't you Uncle? - No, I'm Avtar
You're lying! You're Uncle himself! - No! I'm Avtar
Give that bag to me. Quick! - What are you doing?
Let me go! - Give me the money!
Help!
Stick 'em up!
Zeenat Begum
Who is she?
"She was conning you, wasn't she?"
"Take off the veil, Zeenat Begum. You've conned enough people"
Don't you now Zeenat Begum?
She's Natwarlal's daughter. Charles Sobhraj's daughter-in-law
"You are the same deadly and wicked Zeenat, aren't you?"
"Deadly and wicked Zeenat? - Oh yes, the same Zeenat"
What are you talking about?
You are the same deadly and wicked Zeenat!
Zeenat! - Oh... Oh yes!
But I've done nothing. This guy was running away with my suitcase
What's in that bag, Zeenat? I know everything
You go.
I've caught you red-handed this time... you go away
Push up
Go away! I'm taking her to the police station to thrash her
Will you go away or do you want me to shoot? Scram!
Shift. Hurry up!
What rubbish was that? - Acting! You don't understand
Madam, my bag!
The car's shaking
"You look like a simpleton to me, feller"
Why get into huge legal hassles for this little bag?
Go away! Get lost! I have spared you!
There's a sound coming from your boot! It's moving!
Go away before the real cops arrive to lock us all up!
Real cops?
Your boot has opened!
Madam! There's something coming out of your boot!
Give me my money, madam!
Biryani! The car's gone! - Uncle! My money!
You moron from Azamgarh! It was a fake cop!
He just doesn't understand! - Who has the diamonds?
I've got them. Here they are. - My diamonds!
"Faster! Faster! - No, take it easy!"
Ass! We have the diamonds.
Let them go. Why get into a mess?
[Horn Honking]
[Phone Ringing]
Biryani's cell-phone... shit! It's Uncle!
I'm not sparing you! I will die with you!
"Uncle, drive straight and turn right. You'll reach fools' land"
What? Fools' land?
Bye.
Get that bag out
Get it! Quick!
Hurry!
Give me gun! - No.
Hurry!
Damn you!
Hurry!
What are you doing?
No!
Get that green bag out from behind
Get them... faster! I'm not sparing them!
"Close the door, quick!"
Maria!
Stop!
My glasses?
Back!
Freeze!
Biryani, stop there
Maria! Come back!
No, Biryani... - Uncle! Don't stop me!
Wait, Biryani... stay!
Look there! - They gave me a beating!
Put that gun away, I mean
I will not spare you.
Which one of you goes first?
Maria! Come back!
"Cop lady, you're going later!"
Try something and I... I'll kill Uncle!
No! You ass! - Let go, I said!
You point a gun at me? - If I'm an ass...
how am I holding a gun?
[Gun Shot]
My name is Bablu. Bablu!
Your turn now
Give that bag to me - Stop there. I'll shoot.
A fake cop and a real gun?!
Fire! Go on! Hey blind bat!
Behind you! The truck! - You get back!
What? - The truck!
Does my face say I'm an idiot?
No!
Give it to him!
My truck! What happened?
I went to pee...
and I end up killing four people!
So you're alive?
He's dead
It happened because of you! - Me?
Why did you push me? - Push you?
Why didn't you let go of the bag? - It could've killed me!
Killed you? God! I've saved your life!
Shut up, girls! I don't know how my truck went racing ahead
We know, Sardarji!
Listen
By helping the police...
you have helped the country
But madam... - Good bye, mister
How can I go away like this? - No tension, brother
They were gangsters. - Really?
Take your truck and go home
But how can I go away like this? - I'm asking you to go away, brother
You please go.
- Go. - All right
Sat Sri Akal. - Sat Sri Akal
"Money, money..."
[Yelling]
[Laughing]
One minute!
Brother, you're great! Thanks so much"
Diamonds?
Can't help it! I can't control myself
Oh my God!
Whom are you calling now?
Hello.
Police.
I've been paid back!
"This is jolly good!"
"The police have recovered the diamonds in the Vikas Mehta scandal"
The bodies of the two suspects were found at Bandra Reclamation
The police have recovered the diamonds in the Vikas Mehta scandal
Oh God! So much!
Let's turn our haunted house into a hospital for children
Let's call it Maria Baby
I want a huge bakery of my own!
I'll buy a whole of lot of shoes. Heeled ones
Listen, I want to adopt nine babies. - I'll get married nine times
Let's gift Sabu a tea-shop. - I'll make a film
The hero will be a midget and the heroine will be tall
"And I'll say, "Change the hero"
If you had that much to do, you ought to have stolen some more diamonds
'Why fear when Baby is near.'
Let's go back!
"Grab whatever you can"
"Ease the itch for wealth"
"Do something. Make me the number one heroine."
"I need to find a rich producer, and make millions instantly."
"I hate money, I need money."
"What kind of thing is this money."
"Grab as much money as you can."
"Ease the itch for wealth"
"May he be fat or old, but he should be rich."
"I want to be such a man's wife and make my life easy."
"I hate money. I need money."
"What kind of thing is this money."